It
is not the purpose of this site to review most of the 300
coffeeshops in Amsterdam.
This
task has been already accomplished by other sites, some of
which you will find on the "links" page
However,
you can not have a Coffeeshop Tour without some
Coffeeshops,so lets go on a virtual
tour
of some of Amsterdams finest.
Map of Tour
& Amsterdam on previous page.
The
tour starts at the top of Nieuwzizds
Voorburgwal ("Newsides")
and all the shops are either on or off this busy street,
however, directions to each of the coffeeshops is also given
on individual coffeeshop pages for those who wish to start
at the Dam Monument at the bottom of
Damrak.
The (partial) map covers all of the shops visited on the
tour.
We
will assume that it is past mid-day
-lets
be realistic - few of you are likely to be early morning
people ! -
and that you have just staggered off a tram from your
accommodation at the terminus at central station and are
currently near the top of Damrak and are in need of food.
Instead
of walking down Damrak which stretches in front of you, turn
right onto Prins Hendrikade and walk the short distance to
Newsides, a wide street that runs parallel to Damrak. Enter
and take the RIGHT turn, I.E away from the direction of
Damrak, into Nieuwendijk.
(Nieuwendijk
runs both sides of "Newsides")
After
a 10 or so minute or so walk, we arrive at Barneys
Suitably
refreshed by breakfast & a drink and a smoke or 2, we
stagger back to the junction with"Newsides".
Some
of you will have fallen by the wayside already, attracted by
other coffeshops on the way back or too wrecked to continue
right now, but the rest of you should cross the road, using
the the crossing so thoughtfully provided, turn right and
head on down "Newsides" to
Betty
Boops.
to
see the frogs, have a drink and a smoke (or two!)
Again
there will be casualties, but survivors, on leaving, head
back onto Newsides and continue left on down to
Homegrown
Fantasy.
Dont
forget to check out the weird toilet while there ! Great
menu of organically grown grass.
From
Homegrown Fantasy those still able to walk, turn left on on
exiting the shop and go to the junction with Mozes en Aaron
Straat.
You
are now parallel with the Dam Monument.
Returning
to Newsides from the Grey Area, 2 possible routes present
themselves:
1.
cross the road and walk up Mozes en Aaron Straat to the Dam
monument and from there visit,
Greenhouse
Centrum,Sheeba
t`Nes-Cafe,
(after 5pm) and other Warmoestraat area shops marked on
the
map.
or
2.
Catch a tram or walk further down "Newsides" to "Spui" and
visit
If
you are still standing after that
lot,
then
you are either cheating by not smoking enough dope in each
shop, in which case go back to the beginning and start
again, or propped up against a wall unconscious !